Winner of the FRINGE WORLD 2025 Martin Sims Award, Tomas Clifford Got Stood Up is an original musical-comedy cabaret inviting you to join Tomas as he dives into what exactly went wrong leading up to that fateful night – from unrequited high school crushes, to obscene attempts at dating and flirting. Accompanied by live musicians, delusions of grandeur, and the many ghosts of boys who never responded, Tomas Clifford Got Stood Up is a coming-of-age that couldn’t come quick enough, and if history repeats itself – might never show up at all!

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“youre not fooling anyone with that perm” – Kyle, 21, Tinder

“are you friends with ben? do u know if he’s seeing anyone?” – Ishaan, 21, Hinge

“Hey Handsome! You into older men? :)” – Peter, 42, Blocked

“Yeah I’m on my way now” – DISCLAIMER: he was not